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Standing Order: Dead Guy Poking Stick
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We carry these babies standard on all rigs in the county. If practicing 'rogue medicine' a dead guy poking stick can be quickly fashioned from environmental materials such as sticks or table legs.



Patient Looks Dead
Poke with Stick
No Response
Poke Harder
Shout: "Are You Dead?!"
Determine how much rebound after poking.
Real Stiff
Patient Dead
Still Soft
Check for Pulse
No Pulse
Patient Dead
Pulse Present
Hit With Stick Until Dead
Return to Service
Clear Scene, Get Food!


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Murphy's Law
The Memo
Redneck Terms
Ten Laws of EMS
Terminology
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EMS Yahoo
Buried Son