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ACRONYMS
collected by
Jim Sadlemyer
Last Update: January 4, 2002

ABC - Ambulate Before Carry

ABC - Airway Billing Collections

AMF-YOYO - Adios Mother F-----, You're On Your Own

A.F.U. - All F*@#%! Up

AHF - Acute Hissy Fit

AQR - Ain't Quite Right

ART - Assuming Room Temperature

BMW - Bitch Moan & Whine

BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again

CATS - Cut All to Sh*t

CC - Cancel Christmas

CCFCCP - Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs

CTD - Circling the Drain

DFO - Done Fell Out

DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give a F#%$ ?

DND - Damn Near Dead

DOB - Dead on Bed

DRT - Dead Right There

DPS - Dumb Parent Syndrome

NPS - New Parent Syndrome

DWPA - Dying With Paramedic Assistance

EMT - Empty Minded Troll

EMT - Every Menial Task

EMT - Eggcrate Mattress Technician

EMT - Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies

EMT - Emergency Medical Taxi

EMT - Extra Man on Truck

EMS - Extra Marital Sex

EMS - Earn Money Sleeping

FDSTW - Found Dead Stayed That Way

FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom

FTD - Fixin To Die

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

GOMER - Get out of my E.R.

GMC - Groan Moan & Complain.

GRAHOB - Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed

HIBGIA - Had It Before, Got It Again

KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid

LOLNAD - Little Old Lady No Acute Distress

LOLFDGB - Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom

LDF - Lying Down Fit

MARWB - Met At Road With Bag

MUH - Messed Up Heart

NLPR - No Longer Playing Records

PUHA - Pick Up and Haul Ass

PBAB - Pine Box At Bedside

PBS - Pretty Bad Shape

PCL - Pre Code Looking

PEFYC - Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (through the windshield)

PSO - Passed Smooth Out

PPA - Practicing Proffessional Alcoholic

TBC - Total Body Crunch

TFTS - Too Fat To Survive

TLC - Tube, Lavage & Charcoal

TMB - Too Many Birthdays

SIO - Sleeping It Off

TSL - To Stupid to Live

WADAO - Weak And Dizzy All Over

WUD - Woke Up Dead

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