Benign............what you be after you be 8

Artery...............the study of paintings

Bacteria............back door to cafeteria

Barium................what you do with a person when he dies

Cesarean section....... A neighborhood in Rome

Catscan................searching for your kitty

Cauterize............made eye contact with her

Coma....................a punctuation mark

D&C.....................where bill clinton lives

Dilate.................to live long

Enema................not a friend

Fester...............quicker than someone else

Fibula................a small lie

Genital..............non-jewish person

G.I. series..........world series of military baseball

Hangnail............where you put your coat in the closet

Impotent............distinguished, well known

Medical staff.... A doctor's cane

Morbid..................a higher offer than i bid

Nitrates..............cheaper than day rates

Node....................i knew it

Pap Smear...........a fatherhood test

Pelvis.......second cousin to elvis

Post operative....a letter carrier

Recovery room......a place to do upholstery

Rectum....................right near killed him

Seizure....................roman emperor

Terminal illness.....getting sick at the airport

Tumor......................more than one

Urine.....................opposite of you're out

Varicose.............nearby